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Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

gruyere

10:34p No Context Theatre ME: Grandma, I'm pretty sure that WASPS don't have a monopoly on screwed-up families. They're just quieter about it.

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

runpunkrun

11:00p we all live in a Ford submarine I have been having crazy car trouble lately. Today I wasn't even halfway down the street before I had to turn around and go back home in order to change my pants and my car. There was a dampness about the driver's seat and, despite how spastic the u-turn made me look, I was pretty sure I didn't want to show up at my hair appointment with the ass of my jeans completely soaked. Last time this happened it was my fault for leaving the window open overnight. But I LEARNED from that soggy experience. This time it wasn't my fault! The car just hates me. The rubber weatherproofing around the door is not so much attached to the car anymore, hence all the weather I was sitting in. With the amount of rain we've been having lately, if I can't find a glue that'll hold that shit in place, I'm going to be driving a submarine soon.

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